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OFFICIAL JOHN K. KING USED & RARE BOOKS TOTE BAG.

Item #96-bAG

I think we've been first online to offer various things (other than books) on the online book search engines. Right now, we've got t-shirts and a meteorite available! Ever wanted a meteorite? It is a big one. I don't think it'll fit in a USPS mailer, and the UPS driver will probably never come again if we try and ship it that way. Anyway, this is a description of our handy-dandy sturdy tote bag, perfect to carry around your books, especially the ones you buy from us. It is a good one -- I've never heard any complaints from buyers, and we sell a lot at our counter (you see, we are an open shop, with a cash drawer and help on every floor and everything -- try and find a place like ours anywhere else these days!). Show everyone that you're cool, educated and color coordinated (the bag is in a neutral color so it will go with your nifty black capris, your sunny pink parachute pants and even those plaid bermuda shorts you used to kid your dad about when he wore them to the beach but are now trendy). One color, one size for all -- send one to everyone at the UN and we may just get world peace, or at least a reasonable facsimile. Oh, and you don't have to carry books in the bag: try those fancy long crusty loaves of french bread, or returnable cans and bottles, or even all those pennies you've been meaning to take to the bank and turn into real money. But I digress.

Price: $10.00